Patch and Maude are adventurers in a time long forgotten. They tell each other bad jokes and travel through the land, getting into various bits of troubles. There may be discussion of jQuery-related subjects.
Maude is a wizard from the future, palling around with Patch, a pirate and heir to the kingdom of Here. I use them to practice new art styles, animations, interativity methods, and dad-jokes. Hopefully I'll be able to chart their journeys across all of the jQuery concepts, but in the meantime I just enjoy thinking of new adventures they can get into.
While I really enjoy Patch and Maude, remember most of these concepts are experiments - if you happen to find any bugs here, please give me an email and clue me in.